kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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"nigga im right outside"

a nigga who’s 2 miles away (via schoolboy-ra)

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pemsylvania:

an acne cream that rips off all your skin. guaranteed to work because bones don’t get acne

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