hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot, via kvrmvkid)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via thebyronicgoatking)

  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep